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:::Croissant Head::: [Aug. 16th, 2004|12:03 am]

jolieprincesse
[mood |pleasedproud (of my new bunny icon!)]
[music |That "Everywhere Man" commercial from the Olympics in head]

Bonjourno! Well, I have arrived at my daddy's house and am eagerly awaiting tomorrow's vacation departure. In the meantime, I thought I'd share with you my contribution to the icon contest: a cute, fuzzy widduw bunny wabbit! *SQUEE*

Croissant Head:

Aaawww, isn't it adorable? I LOVE those bunnies with the food on their head! They make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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(no subject) [Aug. 13th, 2004|04:49 pm]

sievemaster


here's my sexy icon, lyrics from "bend and break" by dashboard confessional
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:::It Was Twenty Years Ago Today, That Sargent Pepper Taught The Band to Play...::: [Aug. 12th, 2004|04:55 pm]

jolieprincesse
[mood |optimisticI HEART THIS COMMUNITY!]
[music |Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band-The Beatles]

WELL, as I'm sure many of you have noticed, our lovely "fucking useless" community has become...well...

DEAD.

We can't have that happening, can we?

To help REVITALIZE this whole thing, I have decided to post a very amusing (and very seeeezzzyyy, if I do say so myself) icon of Katizi:

Voila! It speaks the truth: DEVILISHLY SEXY. I received my *brilliant* idea for this icon after I sent her this pic. She responded,
"Red shirt, red eyes...all I'd need is horns and I'd be the blinkin' devil!"
And from that comment sprung the icon madness that you see before you today. I made one of Leero, too...LEERO, KIM, SAMARA, EVERYBODY ELSE, do you have problems with your peekchar being displayed on the internet? If not, I will make icons of you and pimp them around the community in NO TIME! Hehehehehehehe...OH, I KNOW! Why don't we start a little contest? Reply to this post with your bestest, brightest, most beautiful icon, and the person who makes the best one gets a special surprise. Someone who doesn't feel like making icons can judge. Anyways, what do you all think? It'd spice up the community a bit, wouldn't it? Speaking of "spicing up..."

How's that for spicy? I'd say it's on fire, baby....CHA CHA CHAAAA....

AHEM.
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:::WARNING: Content May Induce Staring, Oggling, and Extreme Drooling::: [Jul. 17th, 2004|06:18 pm]

jolieprincesse
[mood |calmZen-Like Meditation State]
[music |TV blaring in the background]

Hello everyone! So, another day, another update. I know the point of the community was not to spazztically post pictures of the loves of Laura's life, but all the members of this community save for my beautiful self are presently trapped in the internet-less wilderness, so as of right now, it is my personal Hot Men Corner. NYAHA.


This is John Lennon playin' the gee-tar!

Eddie Van Halen lookin' gooooddd and shirtless for a photo shoot.

The very first love of my life...Han Solo...who remains in my heart now and will remain in my heart forever. Han, I love you! *Keeeses*

This is Rocky, my Italian Stallion...very sexy! Love the muscles!

And, of course, no Hot Man post would be complete without....

The god of sex himself. The Yin to my Yang. The inspiration for the term sexy.

So, there you have it! More posts like this are to come, I assure you. I hope you all enjoy this post as much as I do!
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my very first post [Jul. 10th, 2004|07:37 pm]
leero89
[mood |ecstaticJESSICA SIMPSON]

im so very excitd because this is my very first post on the fucking useless site. wahoo. since im here i think ill post some pretty pictures of jessica simpson. since laura posted pics of her idol, i mine as well do miiiine. mwhahaha

a tres bien picture where jessica looked beyootiful on her wedding day

a very scandalous yet beyootiful picture of jessica. perfection aaaah

une tour photo de jessica simpson

je suis finis. enjoy!

Leero

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:::Zee First Post of Zee Amaazing Lauraliscious::: [Jul. 9th, 2004|10:14 pm]

jolieprincesse
[mood |gigglygiggly]

Hello, my dearies, and welcome to the Fucking Useless community! This is my first post here, so this is really rather exciting. If you'll excuse me, I am off to go find some fantabulous pictures to entice you all.

*Runs back to computer*
AHA! Here we are. I hope you all enjoy!

For obvious reasons, I named this one "Complete Orgasm" when I saved it to my computer. Observe.


Oh, look, another orgasm pic! I am rather fond of those. When I see this one, a myriad of dirty thoughts come to mind...I mean, look at the obvious symbolism in the picture! Pre-tty risque, right?


And, lastly, the cute, cuddly adorable one. He looks like he just woke up from a nap and is stuttering, "Huh? Ha? Whaaa"?> Awww, baby, come here, let me cuddle you.


Op, that's it for the hot pictures. You can all go home now, there's nothing more to see.

...OH!!! WAIT!!! YES THERE IS!!

There is....the picture of the century.Collapse ). The picture that marks the beginning of an era. The picture where Kat gets in touch with her inner sex goddess.
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HELLOOOOOOOO! [Jul. 8th, 2004|09:00 pm]

sievemaster
[mood |bouncybouncy]

HELLO FUCKERS!

Welcome to the It's Fucking Useless community, where we are...well, fucking useless! Whoo-hoo!

Viola! The Fucking Useless communtity! Post random "fuck you's", rants, icons, layouts, pictures, poems, updates upon the celebrity you stalk... WHATEVER!
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HELLOOOOOOOO! [Jul. 8th, 2004|08:58 pm]

sievemaster
[mood |bouncybouncy]

HELLO FUCKERS!

Welcome to the It's Fucking Useless community, where we are...well, fucking useless! Whoo-hoo!
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